Grease Monkey

When you want a relaxing night, ditch the wine and get on the Grease Monkey wave.

Grease Monkey is an Indica strain made by the fantastic team at Exotic Genetix. Their track record speaks for itself, but this may be their best strain yet.

Grease Monkey is a cross between GG#4 and their homegrown Cookies and Cream, a Girl Scout Cookies spinoff.

Aesthetics

Grease Monkey may not look like your typical High Times centre-fold, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a looker.

GM’s flowers grow tall, with mid-green hues and dense buds. It features a healthy portion of amber coloured hairs and trichomes.

Grease Monkey’s palate is an interesting blend of pungent skunk that’s topped off with sweet notes of vanilla. You’ll want to crack a window or 2 if smoking indoors.

Grease Monkey Effects + Benefits

GM is a perfect blend of mental and physical stimulation.

This strain is a bit of a creeper, meaning you can smoke a whole joint without feeling the effects right away, but when they do hit, hold onto your hat.

It all begins with an intense body-stone that starts in the head and moves down into the rest of the body. The sedation eases the body into an uber-relaxing zone, perfect for clearing your schedule and hiding under a blanket until the sun comes up.

Once the body has fallen into a mode of pure relaxation, a blissful mental stimulation presents itself. While the effects may be considered “light,” that’s only in comparison to the body-buzz.

The high then finishes off with a one-way ticket to La La Land.

Medical patients find the strain best suits those with chronic pain, inflammation, depression and stress. Some have also noted it relieves headaches in small doses.

Grease Monkey is the king of the jungle, are you ready to rumble?

Up to 28-30% THC

Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Hungry

Medical: Stress, Pain, Headaches, Depression, Lack of Appetite